Fee Fi Fiddle E I O

(sung to the tune of “I’ve Been Working on the Railroad”)

I’ve been working on the computer
All the live long day
I’ve been working on the computer
Just to have health insurance and a 401K
Can’t you hear the phone a ringing
     … instant messaging pinging
     …. email dinging
Rise up so early in the morn
Can’t you hear employees yelling
Lord, I feel entirely worn

Maery please don’t blow
Maery please don’t blow
Maery please don’t blow your mi-i-ind
Maery please don’t blow
Maery please don’t blow
Maery please don’t blow your mind

Someone’s in the cubicle with me-e
Someone’s in the cubicle with me
Someone’s in the cubicle with me-e
And I just want to go:

Fee fi fiddle e i o
Fee fi fiddle e i o-o-o-o
Fee fi fiddle e i o
Silliness stops me from getting too low